what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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