He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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