Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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