What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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