is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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