I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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