with your own penis?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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