Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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