Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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