Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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