Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i would punch a child for taco bell
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So squirting runs in the family.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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