I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
