how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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