Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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