I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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