you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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