what if I'm pregnant?
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I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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