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barbara walters just said penis...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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