so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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