My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Randomize
