If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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