No more Irish car bombs ever.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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