U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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