it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
i out mim tonsoeep
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