Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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