yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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