Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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