My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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