just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Are we still banned from the library?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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