i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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