Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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