if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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