just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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