I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Me. At least after what I've been through.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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