Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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