i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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