we were pretty classy up until the second keg
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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