i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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