I puked a lego.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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