turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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