My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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