John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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