idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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