it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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