One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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