Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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