how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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