A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize