Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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