All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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