I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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