You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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