OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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