I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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